1. A Sense of Community
I am never happier than when I am with my sisters. We live together, work together, and go to parties together. I feel like part of a wonderful community when I'm with them. We are so close already, we may as well combine into a single being. Then we could truly be one.
2. Unconditional Support
I know that my sisters will be there for me no matter what I'm going through. When Conor and I broke up after his frat party, my sisters were there for me. I would love to take their kind, supportive words and hear them inside my own head. We are an invaluable support system to each other; if we were to combine identities, we could support one another within our one collective mind.
3. Kelly
Kelly is a really cool girl. She was there for me through my breakup with Conor as well as the time I failed out of chemistry. I love Kelly; she is my sister and my best friend. I can't help but wonder what it would be like to share her skin and her mind as well as her friendship.
4. More Arms
I have two arms now. Imagine how my dancing would improve if I had the arms of my sisters; I could bake hundreds of brownies for our house, hang endless sorority posters around campus, and complete many more service projects than I can now in my weak human form.
5. Personal Growth
This reason is similar to #5. In addition to growing physically, becoming my sorority sisters would help us to grow mentally and emotionally. If my sisters and I were to become each other, we would all grow as people. I would take on their thoughts and experiences; my memories of Conor would combine with Amber's memories of her ex-boyfriend Chad, and Taylor's memories of that Irish boy she dated when her family lived abroad for a year. Maybe combining our emotions would help all of us to get over them more quickly and more easily.
6. Giving Back
One of our sorority's highest values is giving back to our community. We regularly help with service projects around campus and in our neighborhood. With the strength and tenacity of many women combined into one, we could help our community on a scale more enormous than we have ever imagined. We could rake hundreds of yards, paint countless campus buildings, and maybe egg Conor's frat house.
7. World Domination
If I were to become my sisters, we would be unstoppable. Apart, we are a great sorority; as one body and one mind, we would be an undeniable force. We would take over our campus, then our city, and eventually the world. I'd love to see Conor's face then.
8. Makeup and Clothes!
