1. Hermione from "Harry Potter"
She's smart, sassy, likes books, and "ain't got no friends" (according to Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone). While I do have some friends, I don't have many–and I like it that way! I'd rather have a few close friends than a hundred acquaintances, and I daresay Hermione feels the same.
2. Sam from "Lord of the Rings"
"Po-tay-toes! Boil -em, mash -em, stick -em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish." As we all know, hobbits love food, and Samwise Gamgee is no exception. I love food, too: usually, the sweeter the better. Fish 'n chips sounds pretty good, too!
3. Dory from "Finding Nemo"
"Hi, I'm Dory, I suffer from short-term memory loss." Seriously, though. If I don't remember what you said five minutes ago or your name after I've known you for a year, please don't hate me. Some stuff just doesn't stick.
4. Olaf from "Frozen"
"I don't have a skull. Or bones!" Olaf is constantly saying slightly odd stuff like this. The number of times someone has looked at me in complete confusion because I've moved back to a previous conversation from an hour ago or forgotten to connect how what I'm about to say to what has already been said are countless.
5. Anna from "Frozen"
"Wait, what?" Me, too, Anna. Me, too. Life gets confusing, and sometimes I feel like I missed at least five things in the past ten minutes alone. Don't worry, honey, you're not alone. Also, I totally had the annoying sister bit down as a kid. After all, I was the youngest of three. I learned quick.
6. Elsa from "Frozen"
I'm a pretty closed-off person, so I really get Elsa. All she really wants to do is go off into the mountains and live alone in her ice castle. Is that too much to ask?
7. Chewbacca from "Star Wars"
Sometimes, when life gets tough, all I really want to do is scream "Aaaaggggg!"
8. The Knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
I feel you, man. As a college student, I constantly (simultaneously) feel like I'm drowning and think to myself, "Tis but a scratch!"