Let this be a testament to how my semester is going so far. When times are tough and finals week is still nowhere in sight, wisdom comes to me in memes.

1. Remember when they told you college was going to be the most fun you'll ever have? Ha! *sobs over 10 page paper on macroeconomics*

2. If you love your schedule at the beginning of the semester, just wait. If you think you're going to kick-ass all year... just wait.

3. Be warned, your professors will secretly meet in their Illuminati cult circles and coordinate when assigning homework, projects, and tests will most screw you over.

4. Your mother laughs when you make stripper jokes. You're not joking.

5. Similar to when you look down for one second and missed five concepts, when you're actually paying attention, your professor will give no shits.

6. When you want to give up, but you're paying thousands.

7. When you chant, "Hit me please. I DARE YOU." at moving cars. Why? Student Loans.

8. Try to forget that you don't have any money to do anything because that car didn't hit you and now you have to pay those loans off before the interest eats you alive.