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8 Experiences of the Day-to-Day College Student

Its almost Thanksgiving break, hang in there.

Kaitlyn Meagan Rourke

Nov 07, 2016

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8 Experiences of the Day-to-Day College Student

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Let this be a testament to how my semester is going so far. When times are tough and finals week is still nowhere in sight, wisdom comes to me in memes.

1. Remember when they told you college was going to be the most fun you'll ever have? Ha! sobs over 10 page paper on macroeconomics

2. If you love your schedule at the beginning of the semester, just wait. If you think you're going to kick-ass all year... just wait.

3. Be warned, your professors will secretly meet in their Illuminati cult circles and coordinate when assigning homework, projects, and tests will most screw you over.

4. Your mother laughs when you make stripper jokes. You're not joking.

5. Similar to when you look down for one second and missed five concepts, when you're actually paying attention, your professor will give no shits.

6. When you want to give up, but you're paying thousands.

7. When you chant, "Hit me please. I DARE YOU." at moving cars. Why? Student Loans.

8. Try to forget that you don't have any money to do anything because that car didn't hit you and now you have to pay those loans off before the interest eats you alive.

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8 Experiences of the Day-to-Day College Student

Its almost Thanksgiving break, hang in there.

1. Remember when they told you college was going to be the most fun you'll ever have? Ha! *sobs over 10 page paper on macroeconomics*

2. If you love your schedule at the beginning of the semester, just wait. If you think you're going to kick-ass all year... just wait.

3. Be warned, your professors will secretly meet in their Illuminati cult circles and coordinate when assigning homework, projects, and tests will most screw you over.

4. Your mother laughs when you make stripper jokes. You're not joking.

5. Similar to when you look down for one second and missed five concepts, when you're actually paying attention, your professor will give no shits.

6. When you want to give up, but you're paying thousands.

7. When you chant, "Hit me please. I DARE YOU." at moving cars. Why? Student Loans.

8. Try to forget that you don't have any money to do anything because that car didn't hit you and now you have to pay those loans off before the interest eats you alive.

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1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

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2. They like getting a mild cold

3. They can only make one new friend at a time

4. They can only be leaders if they're experts on the topic

5. You know what too nice means: Fake

6. Their creativity comes out in strange bouts

7. They like heavily emotional stories

8. They experience a different kind of tired

9. Structure and routine is the name of the game

10. They are sensitive little creatures

11. They love to love

12. Yup, they’re the mom of the friend group

It's a daily struggle to make it on time, but everyone has those days where they just...don't.

1. "Oh, crap..."

2. "Is it worth it?"

3. "Why is this room so cold?"

4. "Does this professor grade attendance?"

5. "Can I wear my pajamas to class?"

6. "Do I have time to brush my teeth?"

6. "Shoot, I didn't finish my homework..."

7. "What's the weather supposed to be today?"

8. "Will the bus be on time?"

9. "How can I enter the room in the least obtrusive way possible?"

10. "WHY didn't anyone leave a seat on the end in case someone came late?!"

11. "Does this professor hate me now?"

12. "I'll be early next class..."

Getting hung up on is my super power.

1. The first call is the hardest

2. Getting hung up on before you say something

3. People don't live forever

4. It's exhausting

5. Getting hung up on the second you say where you're calling from

6. People will say anything to get you off the phone

7. Voicemails are weird

8. No one cleans out their mailbox

9. Pronouncing names correctly can be hard

10. People are mean

11. Some calls make it worth it

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