I asked my friend what he would like to read about, and his response was that he wanted to read an article about quadratic equations. So, here we go folks! No I’m f**cking with you. I’m actually going to be giving some “girl code” advice. That being said I hope my guy readers keep scrolling because it might peek your interest's.
1. Don't become friends with a guy you're interested in romantically.
It's a trap. No guy wants to bang his best friend. And most guys don't want to make their best friend their girlfriend. You two just become to familiar with each other ,and for most guys that's a turn off.
2. If you see a fellow gal pal with the white deodorant stripes, help a sista out!
This is just common courtesy. We've all been there. You put on your deodorant when you wake up in the morning, and you're so careful to make sure you lift the shirt over your armpits. But then somehow you always manage to get those three little white line the whole way up your shirt. Also, if you see a guy with his zipper down tell him. You never know what the hell could come poppin' out of those pants.
3. Keep ya nasty sex life to yourself.
I'm am glad that you are getting hit more than a baseball in the MLB (That's Major League Baseball for all you sports challenged peeps!). But, listen Barbra I don't need to hear all the dirty little freaky deets. Especially while I'm eating. This is void if he has some funky fetish though because you know ya girl wants to hear about that.
4. If you see a girl, or boy, whose makeup is on point, then tell them.
You know that that makeup took at least an hour and it was not easy. That bitch blended, contoured, and highlighted like a mofo just so they could go to a boring English class okay. So let them know that you appreciate their dedication.
5. Don't let anyone tell you what to wear.
If you want to go out in a bikini top and see through leggings go for it. If you want to wear pants and a sweater that covers your entire body that's cool too. You're not a slut or a prude, you're just a person wearing clothing.
6. Don't use scented vagina washes.
These can cause infections if you use ones that are scented, and your vagina is self cleaning so special soap is not necessary. And lets be real your vagina should not smell like a morning paradise anyway.
7. If a guy blames you for everything, drop him.
If a guy, or partner, is always making you feel like things are your fault, then he's not worth it. Being emotionally violent is a thing, and guilt tripping is a huge sign. Does he refuse to take responsibility for himself? Does he blame you when you guy's argue? If you answered yes to these questions than it's best that you just end the relationship because those are not healthy behaviors.
8. Love yourself and other girls.
One of the biggest problems that I see as a female is the lack of love. Girls are extremely hard on them selves, thanks to the media. This can be toxic for young girls and can lead to body image issues as adults. Regardless of what your body looks like, it's important to love who you are because you're beautiful. The other big problem is the lack of love between girls as a whole. Sometimes we get so caught up in the cattiness of it all that we tear each other down when we should be building each other up. No I'm not saying that every female on earth has to get along because there are some b***hes that I just can't stand. But more love is needed.
