1. The one that's really into singing
The second their song comes on the radio, you are screwed. They will start singing at the top of their lungs. Whether you've been in the car with someone like this, or seen one when you are stopped at a traffic light, you know what I'm talking about. Heck, you are probably even guilty of having been this person once or twice.
2. ...and dancing
Spotting this person is funnier than spotting the one singing. It's especially great when they notice someone has seen them and then try to make up for the fact that they looked like an idiot a few seconds before.
4. The one who doesn't know how to park
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This person makes you wonder how they passed their driver's test. They could be taking up two parking spots and be 5 feet away from the sidewalk in a parallel park. Regardless, this person should either go back to driver's ed or practice in an empty parking lot.
5. The speed racer
This person is always in a hurry. They want to get from point A to point B in the shortest amount of time and they will do anything to make it happen, including giving the passenger(s) a heart attack.
6. The one with a severe case of road rage
This person is a lot like the speed racer, but angrier. They want to get from point A to point B in the shortest amount of time and will do ANYTHING to make it happen. This includes cutting people off, driving 20mph over the speed limit, and honking at everyone. They will curse out anyone who gets in their way. What's most surprising is that this person could be anyone, from the 40-year-old businessman to the quiet girl that sits in your class.
7. The one who is still learning how to drive
This person, like the one who doesn't know how to park, should also go back to driver's ed. They do not understand the basic concepts of driving a car and are basically a hazard and a hinderance on the road.
8. The turtle
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For some reason, I always get stuck behind a slow driver whenever I'm in a hurry. I'm not sure if it's God's way of teaching me how to be more patient, but it's really annoying.
