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Your Spring Break As A Dog

No matter where you're going or what you're doing, there's a puppy for that.

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Your Spring Break As A Dog
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Spring break is a lot of fun, but has no chill. It comes in different shapes and sizes. It might be high-maintenance, or a pain in the butt, but really, it wants you to be happy. That's right -- no matter how you're spending it, your spring break is kind of like a dog. Here are some that embody the most common plans you could have for this week.

Fort Lauderdale


First of all, if you're in Laudy, what are you doing reading this? Second of all, don't lie to me. With his simultaneous beer and sunglasses, this dog might be asleep, hungover, turnt up, or all these at once -- but at least he's got pizzazz. And look at that winter-white coat with the chest sunburn. It you. (Source)

Florida with your parents

It's not a rager, we'll admit that. This dog has the frazzled hair-puff of someone who has to make conversation with relatives for a week, but look how pampered he is. The sparkly collar, the pristine pool, and that gleaming floatie -- vacation with your parents means a vacation someone else is paying for. Bonus: sunglasses, so you can check out the other beach-goers without your parents noticing. (Source)

Home to somewhere cold

Spring break comes at that lovely time when it might be spring -- or, if you live anywhere above Kentucky, it might not. This dog clearly drove home to find snow still on the ground, her midwestern parents in cat sweatshirts, and literally nothing to do because nobody wants to go outside. Like this dog, you might have to take measures to survive: headphones, the Internet, and about six pounds of Cheeto weight. (Source)

Home to somewhere warm

If, by some miracle, early March is a lovely time of year in your hometown, you might identify with this dog. It looks warm, he's asleep, and frankly I wouldn't know if this is accurate because I'm from Michigan and I'm very bitter. Whatever. Enjoy your grass. (Source)

Service trip

Like this pup, you're tenacious, hardworking, and you're probably going to have better muscle definition than your peers when you return to school. Look at her go! You're using your time off from school to work for the good of humanity, and that's commendable. Isn't it commendable? Who's a commendable girl? That's right, you are! You're a commendable girl. (Source)

Abroad

This dog has it totally made. His hair is luscious, sophisticated, and pulled back from his eyes so he can see the sights of the incredibly cool trip he gets to go on. As happy as I am for this little guy, and as killer as the photos are going to be, I reserve the right to make fun of him out of jealousy. Oh, that's great that you saw the Arc d'Triomphe. Hah. Nice Instagram. This is totally a pity like, because you look super pretentious. (Source)

Work

The green? Check. Stupid outfit? Check. Some regret about her life decisions? Check. This dog just wants to have fun, but she knows she's gotta werk before they'll let her take the money home. Working on spring break isn't going to be fun, but it's not the worst way to go. Everyone else is gonna come back broke -- and you can pose just like this dog while they straggle back to campus with sand in their suits and nothing in their bank accounts. (Source)

School

These pups are aggressive, competitive, and stubborn. They have goals. Look at the one on the end with the crazy eyes. He knows what he wants -- nah, I can't even fake this. You just really needed to see dog pictures if you're spending spring break on the academic grind. Here's another one. (Source)

Good luck. (Source)

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