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8 Things All College Students Would Follow Pennywise Down The Drain For

Let's face it, we're desperate.

Jasmine Wear
Oct 05, 2017
University of South Florida
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8 Things All College Students Would Follow Pennywise Down The Drain For
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The re-make of the movie IT has taken over the internet as of late, as well as creating many memes in its path. In honor of the movie, here's a list of things that could Pennywise could use to convince any college student to follow him down the sewage drain.

1. Free food


Let's face it, we are hungry. We'd do a lot of things for free food.

2. Or Free Coffee


When desperate enough, coffee can be a meal too.

3. Student Debt Forgiveness


We are all drowning in student debt that is destined to follow us for the rest of our lives. A chance to get those to go away? I'd risk a lot for that.

4. A Full-Night's Sleep


Ask any college student the last time that they got a full 8 hours of sleep, the answer would probably be before they got to college. Don't tempt me with a good time now.

5. A Home-Cooked Meal

At some point, dining hall food gets a little old.

6. Extra Credit


For those moments when the instructor won't bump an 89.99 to an A (or let's face it, an 84 to an A)

7. Free Alcohol


Because we all need a drink sometimes.

8. A Long Weekend


Even when you don't have Friday classes, three days just isn't long enough, if Pennywise could give us an extra long weekend, I would definitely follow him down the drain.


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