If you have a TV, a radio or a cell phone that automatically plays video clips on Facebook, you've probably heard the unfortunate sound of Donald Trump preaching his "plans for presidency" and other idiotic, unthought about things that he says. If you're anything like me, there are so many other things that are your worth time instead of listening to Donald Trump bark behind a podium. Here are 75 of them.
1. Clean a portable toilet
2. Watch a really long foreign movie with no subtitles
3. Pay for a really horrible manicure
4. Find a hair in my food
5. Clean the boy's side of a dorm hall
6. Play "Cards Against Humanity" with a religious elderly woman
7. Watch any movie with Vin Diesel
8. Drop my phone down a flight of cement stairs
9. Sleep in the woods for three nights
10. Live with no air conditioning in the summer
11. Use an ice-box instead of a refrigerator
12. Switch out all my furniture for bright yellow furniture
13. Sit through a three-hour lecture on how the wheel was invented
14. Uninstall "Sims 3" off of my laptop
15. Stop watching "Grey's Anatomy"
16. Sleep without a pillow
17. Shower with only cold water
18. Listen to Sarah Palin talk. At least that's kind of funny
19. Lose $50
20. Go without pizza
21. Tear a hole in my favorite sweater
22. Give back all the clothes I've stolen from my best friend (I still have your black dress, Belle)
23. Give back my boyfriend all his shirts that I sleep in every night
24. Not get fries from Five Guys
25. Sprain my ankle
26. Go without makeup for every formal event I am invited to
27. Smash my GameCube console that I worship
28. Lose my phone at an amusement park
29. Lose my wallet literally anywhere with everything in it
30. Have my bag be pulled by TSA every time I go through customs
31. Drink my coffee without cream or sugar
32. Brush my teeth with plain baking soda (ew)
33. Be called "short" by one more person
34. Have all the outlets in my room suddenly stop working
35. Suddenly have really bad motion sickness whenever I'm in a car, plane, boat or train
36. Only listen to Nickleback for two months
37. Clip my toenails
38. Scrub the floors with nothing but some soap and a sponge
39. Get stung by a hornet
40. Have a bad cold
41. Waitress
42. Eat eggs, yogurt and a banana every day. For some of you, this might be a good thing. If you know me, you know this is legit my worst nightmare
43. Do yard work
44. Stop going to Chipotle
45. Skip a really important class
46. Get yelled at by an authority figure
47. Rip off my acrylics
48. Lose all of my hair elastics and clips
49. Find a spider on my bed
50. Spend a whole day with an annoying 7-year-old
51. Get a shitty tip at work
52. Drop an ice cream cone
53. Stop wearing leggings
54. Go through all the selfies I took of myself in middle school on photo booth
55. Make small talk with someone I clearly don't like
56. Clean up a cat's hairball
56. Mail everything through postage instead of emailing
57. Go to Mississippi
58. Drink room temperature water all the time
59. Be forced to use public restrooms only
60. Have a really bad headache
61. Watch anime. Not the good kind, the screechy kind
62. Listen to a deep conversation about something I don't care about
63. Miss a non-refundable flight
64. Have to hit all the potholes in my car
65. Be stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic
66. Bite my tongue hard
67. Only be able to use Internet Explorer
68. Suddenly forget all of my passwords to everything
69. Step in a wad of gum in new shoes
70. Use a rough paper towel as a tissue
71. Wash the dishes
72. Be alone with an unreachable itch on my back
73. Wear a super uncomfortable pair of heels all day
74. Wait an hour at a restaurant for really bad food
75. Anything. Literally anything.
