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72 Thoughts During My Makeup Routine

"And I haven't even had my coffee yet."

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72 Thoughts During My Makeup Routine
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The other day I came across an article on Facebook where a woman shared the thoughts she had during her makeup routine and I instantly knew what I had to do for my next article. One day I went about my daily makeup routine but this time typed out my thoughts. These are the thoughts that ran through my head within that 20-minute time span of me doing my makeup. The fact that I had at least 72 thoughts is really amusing especially before I even had coffee; reading them over makes me smile so maybe it will make you smile too.

  1. Ok, I have 10 minutes before to make myself presentable.
  2. Wow, I need some color.
  3. Man, when did that pimple get there?
  4. This natural light is making me notice every single hair I missed while tweezing my eyebrows.
  5. Where are my tweezers?
  6. I don’t have time to tweeze maybe my concealer can cover it, I mean it works for everything else.
  7. OK time for foundation where is my beauty blender?
  8. How did I live without a beauty blender?
  9. I wonder what’s in my beauty blender; everyone seems to be cutting his or hers open.
  10. I can’t believe that one girl found a bug in hers.
  11. How does that even happen?
  12. I don’t want to know.
  13. Do I have time to contour?
  14. Of course I do, there’s always time to contour.
  15. Well that’s a little dark, its okay ill blend it out.
  16. Should I contour my nose?
  17. Why do I contour my nose, I don’t even care.
  18. Do people even look at my nose?
  19. I do care about this double chin, so lets contour that.
  20. This looks nothing like that tutorial on YouTube.
  21. Where did I go wrong?
  22. Too late, I'll try again tomorrow.
  23. How much is too much highlight? I really do not know.
  24. I want it to be seen in my Snapchat.
  25. Speaking of Snapchat I need to hurry up so I can take my selfies in the good lighting.
  26. Did I miss a step?
  27. **** Blend, blend and more blend.
  28. What eye shadow palette should I use today Naked 1, 2 or 3?
  29. I need another palette.
  30. How about the Renaissance one from Anastasia.
  31. Spend money on that or put it in savings.
  32. I mean if I get it this paycheck I don’t have to get it the next. one so I will put extra in savings next paycheck.
  33. I might as well buy the Glow kit too.
  34. I need a second job.
  35. Man I forgot blush, go back now before you forget again.
  36. Why don’t you try a new eye shadow color?
  37. **Goes to new color then right back to the daily nude color.
  38. Maybe ill try a wing today.
  39. No I don’t need that stress right now.
  40. Wow has it already been 10 minutes.
  41. Here goes nothing, I'll be late this one time.
  42. I am kind of hungry.
  43. I should have woken up earlier.
  44. Oh god my hair.
  45. I'll just leave it in a bun.
  46. Ok back to my makeup.
  47. I should pray before I put on mascara.
  48. Lets take this slow and don’t forget to breathe.
  49. Wow they look pretty good.
  50. Maybe I'll add more, it will look fine.
  51. How did my eyelashes go from beautiful curves to tree branches?
  52. Is this cute?
  53. I can’t redo it so I guess it has to be.
  54. I am really digging my contour today.
  55. Well since I did not do a wing, I should go for a bold lip color.
  56. This was the wrong lip color.
  57. Why did I pick this color, it does not even match my eye shadow?
  58. This is something that can not go unfixed.
  59. ***Sticks to nude color
  60. How does Kylie Jenner look good in every color from gold to blue to black?
  61. It has to be a filter.How do I possibly miss every time the lip kits go on sale?
  62. Are they worth it? I still have to get one.
  63. Well let’s do some more blending just because.
  64. Ok well I look decent enough, I am only 10 minutes behind.
  65. Oh no, what do I wear?
  66. ***Looks in closet
  67. I have NO clothes.
  68. Why is it not acceptable to go naked in public?
  69. It's fine, I'll wear the same thing I wore yesterday with a different sweater.
  70. Still need to take selfies.
  71. ***Takes 20 selfies and likes none of them


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