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71 Thoughts You Have While Traveling Through the Airport Alone

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71 Thoughts You Have While Traveling Through the Airport Alone
  1. How am I supposed to handle all of this luggage myself?
  2. Let's seriously hope my bag is under 50 pounds.
  3. Aw, an airport goodbye, how heartwarming.
  4. Okay, you guys can stop making out now.
  5. Alright, I should probably start chugging my water bottle.
  6. Lines. So many lines.
  7. Make sure you hand them your real ID.
  8. I repeat: Make sure you hand them your REAL ID.
  9. Are they going to make me take my sweatshirt off when I go through security?
  10. I mean I'm not gonna say that I'm not wearing anything under it, but I'm also not saying that.
  11. Did I remember to take that other water bottle out of my backpack?
  12. Oops.
  13. Can they actually see me naked in that x-ray machine?
  14. Please don't be randomly selected.
  15. I have to pee.
  16. Hold on, I have to pack up my entire life again.
  17. Do I want a coffee now?
  18. Or should I wait till I get to my gate?
  19. What if there's not a coffee place at my gate?
  20. What am I supposed to do with my luggage while I go to the bathroom?
  21. This stall is about to get real small.
  22. Do I still have my boarding pass?
  23. Why is that person running in heels?
  24. More importantly, why is that person wearing heels at the airport?
  25. What are the odds the person assigned to sit next to me on the plane doesn't show up and I get two seats to myself?
  26. Am I hungry?
  27. Or am I just bored?
  28. If I eat both pizza and McDonald's now, what are the chances I throw up on the plane?
  29. Oh no, that bag is unattended.
  30. I'm gonna walk the other way now.
  31. Wow, that restaurant looks pretty nice for an airport.
  32. Am I really about to sit at this table alone?
  33. Good thing I brought headphones.
  34. Why is the person sitting across from me staring at me?
  35. Stop staring at me.
  36. If I put my backpack down next to me, will no one sit there?
  37. Maybe I'll make a friend.
  38. Wait no, that probably won't happen.
  39. OMG!
  40. A dog!
  41. Well, that guy running through the airport is definitely not making his flight.
  42. Chocolate or gummies?
  43. Chocolate.
  44. No, Gummies.
  45. No, BOTH.
  46. Is that Kim Kardashian?
  47. I'm 80% sure that's her.
  48. Okay, I'm 90% sure that's her.
  49. Oh never mind, that's a man.
  50. Why is my gate on the other side of the entire airport?
  51. If I'd known I'd be walking a marathon I would have packed lighter.
  52. If I ask really nicely will the guy driving the cart give me a ride?
  53. *checks to make sure boarding pass is STILL in possession*
  54. Why is this water bottle $5?
  55. I should probably get up and check the screen to make sure my flight's on time.
  56. But then again, that requires moving.
  57. Do those kids have parents?
  58. What if my flight gets delayed and I have to sleep in the airport?
  59. Eh, I suppose the chair over there could make a decent bed.
  60. Speaking of sleep, I'm tired.
  61. But I mean I can't sleep now …
  62. What if someone takes my stuff?
  63. Was that my gate that was just announced over the intercom?
  64. *checks every social media site*
  65. *checks every social media site again*
  66. God, I hope there's not a screaming baby on my flight.
  67. Is my neck pillow still attached to my backpack?
  68. Could that lady talk any louder on her phone?
  69. No, I didn't want to hear about your step-father's urine issues.
  70. Please stop having this conversation in public.
  71. How much longer until I board?
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