We all hate taking these classes. Classes that the University requires us to take. The classes that make us want to pull our eyes out of our head. General Education courses are terrible and here are 70 things I would rather do than take one more course that has nothing to do with my major.

1. Always have something in my teeth

2. Vote for Kanye in the 2020 Election

3. Never be able to watch the office again

4. Disagree with Mike Tyson to his face

5. Wear a bikini to my first job interview

6. Wash my face with brick dust

7. Climb Mount Everest while wearing crocs

8. Own a large farm of giant spiders

9. Give pedicures to a Division I College Wrestling team

10. Only be able to watch CNN for the rest of my life

11. Drink 100 proof vodka with no chaser

12. See one of my professors outside of school

13. Be banned from Starbucks

14. Hang out with a mall security guard for fun

15. Use dial-up internet again

16. Take a bath with Parana’s

17. Shave my head

18. Sit through comedy show where the comedian is not funny and no one laughs

19. Drink a gallon of expired milk

20. Work on Dwight Shrute’s beet farm

21. Become a vegan

22. Watch how hotdogs are made… and then eat one

23. Shower myself with maple syrup everyday

24. Share a hotel room with a colony of aggressive bee’s

25. Watch every documentary about plants that has ever been produced

26. Get tackled by Joey Bosa

27. Always smell like gasoline

28. Fart every time I get excited

29. Get punched in the face by Ronda Rousey

30. Eat anchovies until I throw up

31. Have the emotional stability of Vincent Vango

32. Explain to Snoop Dog that there is more to life than weed

33. Get in a fist fight with my grandma on Black Friday because she took the sweater I wanted

34. Wear shards of glass as my contacts

35. Lose the show case show down on the Price is Right

36. Get banned from looking at pictures of Ryan Reynolds abs

37. Attend any school in Michigan

38. Never be able to pet a dog again

39. To always get stuck by the kid with B.O in class

40. Buy another freaking online access code

41. Only drink Natty Light beer

42. Re-read my “My Space” messages from 2010

43. Eat an entire container of cinnamon without water

44. Arrive last to a meeting so I there is only cake donuts left

45. Re-watch the Indians blow a 3-1 lead

46. Sit through a performance where the only thing the actor does is run their nails on a chalkboard

47. Watch the safety video from any chemistry class again

48. Cuddle with a porcupine

49. Share a dorm room with a family of possums

50. Graduate with a degree in “undecided”

51. Willingly delete my Chipotle application on my phone

52.Go through whatever crisis Shia LaBeouf is going through

53. Burn my tongue on a bad cup of coffee

54. Have carrots as my fingers

55. Watch the Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds

56. Get lice

57. Find a hairy smelly finger in my Wendy’s Frosty

58. Get a perm

59. Eat mold

60. Glue my fingers together then try to type a 12 page paper that is single spaced

61. Take apart a vacuum and eat the contents after sweeping the carpet at a preschool

62. Wear a turtle neck

63. Accidentally join a cult that requires you to speak in the voice of Rocky Balboa

64. Write a Norwegian history textbook

65. Be known as “that girl”

66. Pepper spray myself then run a marathon with nails taped to my feet

67. Fall in love with a Chipotle burrito

68. Be known as a "person of Walmart"

69. Peel off my fingernails.

70. Re-watch the Twilight Saga