So at some point or another you’ve probably dealt with those kids who live and breathe theatre. They sing, they dance, they act, and they don’t let you hear the end of it. There is never a dull moment in a theatre kid's life, because all the world's a stage. Along is a compilation of phrases you’ve probably heard a theatre kid say, or if you’re a theatre kid like me, have said.

1. Who’s your favorite composer?

2. What color leotard are you wearing for your audition?

3. Should I do my uptempo or my ballad first?

4. Do you think they’ll notice that my monologue is longer than a minute?

5. *someone belts* YASS QUEEN!!!!!!!!!

6. *someone belts* Did you know that’s not good for your voice?

7. Hold on, lemme put on my LaDuca’s.

8. Who’s your favorite Elphaba?

9. Am I going to get nodes?

10. I’m gonna be on Broadway.

11. He/She’s like the equivalent of Russell Crowe in Les Mis.

12. Do you like my headshots?

13. Are you equity?

14. Sorry I have rehearsal.

15. What shows have you seen?

16. I HATE drama.

17. I'm method acting.

18. Tech week…? You mean HELL WEEK.

19. Yea, I’m a belter.

20. I’m like tinkerbell, I need applause to live.

21. He/She was flat.

22. Where’s the cast party?

23. What are your dream roles?

24. Is it okay if I sing 36 bars?

25. I know how to tap dance *does a timestep*

26. I’m a “mover.”

27. Sorry I can’t, I have an audition.

28. Let’s harmonize.

29. Did you book?

30. Oh yea, like in (insert show name here).

31. I literally hate my costume.

32. Did she really just mix that?

33. Smash/Glee is literally my life.

34.Nostalgic about (insert name of high school show)!

35. I’m not having kids/getting married until I win my Tony.

36. I have a BA in Theatre Performance/Musical Theatre/Acting/Theatre Arts.

37. What’s your favorite show?

38. #justmusicaltheatrethings

39. What shows have you been in?

40. Is the callback list up?

41. I love playing the slut.

42. He literally has one line.

43. He/She was a little pitchy.

44. I’m on vocal rest.

45. I did community theatre.

46. DON'T SAY THE M WORD!

47. I wonder what people who don’t do theatre think of us.

48. I hope they don’t ask me to do any of my special skills.

49. He/she is singing it a half step lower than the original recording.

50. Sutton Foster/Patti Lupone/Idina Menzel/Bernadette Peters is everything.

51. I’m basically the Rachel Berry of our group.

52. I don’t sing, I perform.

53. *Blames tech crew for every mistake ever*

54. I can normally hit a high C, I’m just sick.

55. It’s not a hickey, it’s just mic tape.

56. I literally only get sick the week before opening night.

57. When do we need to be off book by?

58. It’s for a role.

59. I just need to warm up first.

60. Is the cast list up?

61. Can I do an accent?

62. When I was in (insert show name) in high school…

63. What time is call?

64. Oh my god. He/She’s auditioning?!

65. Will you run lines with me?

66. When am I ever going to need math/science?

67. I need to steam.

68. I'm in love with Aaron Tveit.

69. Thoughts on Grease Live?

70. What are sports?