Babies are adorable. They're fun to play with and entertaining to watch. However, babies are like serial killers in many ways. They can be very creepy and sneaky. Here's a list of ways in which babies are like serial killers:
1. They decapitate their toys.
When it's time to clean-up a baby’s mess, you will most likely find a doll or action figure without a head. For babies, this seems to be the most preferred way of playing with dolls.
2. They always try to grab a knife or a fork.
Let's face it -- if a spoon, a fork, and knife were on a table, a baby would skip the spoon and go straight for the others. They love sharp objects (serial killer alert!).
3. They always win staring contests.
For some reason, babies are great at staring contests. They will stare at you like a serial killer with no emotion. Even after the staring contest is over, they won't blink. It's a creepy talent that they're born with.
4. Babies love pulverizing food.
Babies enjoy squeezing, smashing and crushing their food rather than eating it in a normal manner. This seems to make them happy. They love getting splattered with the mess that they make when they pulverize food.
5. They're very sneaky.
Like serial killers, babies are very sneaky and stealthy. They crawl around quietly doing mischief of all sorts (like decapitating toys). They're cautious not to bump their heads on furniture, but sometimes it happens and it makes them sad. They hate when people and furniture get in their way during these sneak sessions.
6. They give you this look:
7. They love doing what they're not supposed to be doing.
Just as serial killers break laws, babies break rules. They love doing things that they're parents wouldn't want them to be doing. Babies love making messes and breaking things. They love staining carpets, climbing on furniture and drawing on walls.If your baby exhibits these signs, don't worry. It's something that all babies seem to have in common.