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The 7 Types Of Homies You Definitely Have In Your Squad

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The 7 Types Of Homies You Definitely Have In Your Squad
Ty Kelley

Every friend group is unique and perfect in its own way. The people in your squad are your go to homies, your ride-or-dies and your own beautiful weird family. However, no matter how individual your posse may be, there always seem to be some universal stereotypes. See which one you and your friends fall into...

1. The Introvert

This is the kid who would hand’s down, any day, rather stay in and watch Netflix then venture out into the great abyss which is the outside world. The Introvert can be difficult when it comes to getting them to accompany you to events but they keep you grounded and help to remind you that it’s nice to have a quiet movie night every once and awhile. Their slow paced world is refreshing and relaxing.


2. The Adventurer

This person is always the initiator, the activator, whatever you may call it. All in all, they always look like they just chugged a quadruple shot espresso and ate a pound of sugar. They are always eager to be going somewhere, want to get out of the dorms and explore and never want to stay still. Every day is like real life Dora the Explorer for them. They’re always down for a road trip and never run out of ideas of what to do.


3. The Party Animal


This friend is never out of the loop. They have the connections to any and every party, they know what’s hoppin’ and they can GET DOWN man. Although they can be hard to keep up with, the Party Animal is never a bore and will make sure you’re having a great time. They like to give some kind of stereotypical toast at the beginning of the night and they’re favorite song is probably “Cheers to the Freakin’ Weekend” by Rihanna. It can be hard to get a handle on them because they never want to stop the party express, but they keep your life exciting.


4. The Food Junkie

“Okay but what’s for dinner?” The Food Junkie has one thing on their mind at all times. It’s the one thing they value more than your friendship and any time you hang with them there is always grub involved. They like to plan dinners, they bring snacks to every excursion and they know all of the best dollar menu deals around town. This person always comes in clutch whether you’re sad, nervous or celebrating, they know the perfect comfort foods and bring you the grub for every occasion.


5. The Lazy Bum

In a weird way, the fact that the Lazy Bum never puts in any effort is what you love most about them. There’s something about their lack of motivation in life that makes you the best of friends. They never care what the plans are, they roll with the punches, and they look homeless most of the time. If you ever need someone to just sit there and pretend to listen to your story and just respond with “yeah sure” to everything you say, you know who to turn to.


6. The Total Babe

In every friend group there is the Total Babe. This person can chow down on pizza and never gain a single pound and they are literally the WORST people to shop with because they seem to pull off every single item in the store. Sometimes you wonder if their makeup is tattooed to their face because you’ve never seen them go without it and you’ve become accustomed to all the boys who stare at them. It’s nice because none of the pressure is on yourself so you never have to worry about boys.


7. The Sass Master

Girl, don’t even START with me. The Sass Master is kween and typically reigns over the group. They can come off as manipulative, but everything they do is out of love. They want what’s best for you, but they will do what it takes to get what they want. They don’t put up with your games, they have the quickest comebacks and if someone ever gets on their bad side there is HELL TO PAY. The best part about the Sass Master is that NOBODY can mess with their babies. They are THE most defensive friends and will cut any one who gives you crap or makes you sad. If a boy breaks your heart, they will break his face. If a girl is rude to you, she will teach her just what rude is.

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