If you're anything like me, then you absolutely love Disney movies. Let's just say if I could sum up my childhood in a few words, "The Lion King" would be it. In all seriousness, I probably watched that movie about 475 times. Basically, Disney movies were, and continue to be, my jam, even though I am now 20 years old and technically considered to be an adult.
I was watching Mulan a couple days ago, another Disney classic, and I realized how different of an experience it is to watch Disney movies as an adult verses at the tender age of four. Here are some of the thoughts I recently had while watching some of my favorite Disney movies. Maybe you can relate:
1. "Wait, my hair doesn't do that..."
When you see all of the Disney princesses with their flawless, shiny and perfect hair and you're just here like:
2. "Um, where are all the Prince Charmings at though?"
You see these perfect animated guys like Flynn Ryder in Tangled or the dashingly handsome fellow from Cinderella, even Simba who's literally a lion, and you're instant reaction is:
3. "Why did I ever think it was okay that Snow White just casually moves in with seven strange men?"
4. "Wouldn't it be great if my life had random musical numbers?"
But instead of sappy love songs it would be spontaneous outbursts of Beyonce.
5. "Google search: how to teach my pets to make me cute clothes."
6. "Hmmm... I wonder if my stuffed bear and my roommate's piggy bank talk to each other when we leave?"
There's no way, that's just ridiculous. Or is it?
7. "WAIT, EVERYONE SHUT UP! THE MULAN SONG IS ON!"
MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOUUUUUU!