In eight games, the Dallas Cowboys have made me feel more different emotions than any hormone injection could ever make me feel. Being a Dallas fan can be awfully taxing on your heart, especially this season since everyone has been hurt.
1. Yes!
We started off great!
2. This.
Because everyone began to get hurt...
3. Oh, well.
After the first two losses, we weren't that hurt. But then it just got worse. Which brings us to #4...
4. Are you kidding me?
By the time they were 2-4, we were all pretty over it.
5. Noooooooo.
It goes without explanation. We started to ride the wave that is a losing season.
6. I'm done.
And now here we are at 2-6, which brings me to #7.
7. I'm done: Part 2.
But at the end of the day, we all still love the Cowboys because we are loyal fans, and a losing season just means a first round draft pick.
So you know what, Dallas?