Ever had someone say something to you that makes you want to punch them right in the face? There are a few things all college students would agree you should never say to them. Here are seven of them:

1. "You're single, you wouldn't understand."

Hi, hello, news flash! Just because I am single does not mean I have a low IQ!

2. "You must be really high maintenance."

I guess knowing what I want means I'm an entitled brat?

3. "So you're just like, hooking up with a bunch of people? that's why you're single, right?"

If "hooking up with a bunch of people" is code for having an entire large pizza to myself, then yes. Yes, I am.

4. "You've got to have like one set booty call, though, right?"

NO. No, I do not, and you are gross for asking go away.

5. "Do you just hang out by yourself?"

Friends are a thing you know, but yes, I do enjoy my alone time without feeling like I need to be worried about what someone else is doing.

6. "When are you going to start dating again?"

When I feel like it. Bye.

7. "Why aren't you dating?"

Because I haven't found the person I think could be the one I spend my life with.