1.) Can you tell I haven't showered?
Adulting is hard.
2.) Tomorrow, we are definitely cleaning.
Because our rooms have all gotten to the point where we can't see the floor.
3.) What's a good caption for this insta?
It's harder than it looks:)
4.) Want to order Domino's and stay in the room?
When avoiding social interaction......
5.) Hide the candles, we have room inspections today!
So we don't get fined.
6.) Can you see my underwear through these leggings?
This one liner is exchanged at least once a week during winter.
7.) I LOVE YOU!
The most important one of all.