As we recollect ourselves from Hurricane Irma, we all need to remember that hurricane season is far from over. With that said, we also need to remember much more than that while hurricane season is still in effect. I've compiled a list of seven things that everyone needs to remember above all else.
1. You are not a weatherman.
Listen, you may think you know where the hurricane is going, but truth is, no one does. Your guess is as good as mine. So instead of saying, "Oh that's dumb that they're going to the West Coast of Florida," say nothing because you don't know whether it's correct or not.
2. Stay calm.
Honestly people, we live in Florida. We live and breathe hurricane season, and we've always managed to come out ahead. No need to freak out over something that can dissipate at any moment. Unless it forms literally right next to Florida. You can freak out then.
3. Always be prepared to evacuate.
Yeah, the news channel might be telling you that you're fine where you are, but again, NO ONE KNOWS. Pack a bag and be prepared for the worst case scenario.
4. Keep your gas tank full.
I saw way too many people complaining about how they couldn't find gas anywhere, and they were below a quarter of a tank. Well, honey, if you hadn't let it get so low when you KNEW there was a hurricane around us, we wouldn't be having this problem.
5. Let your family know where you are.
Honestly, family before everything. I don't know how many times I talked to my parents before we met up, but you need to make sure they know you're safe.
6. Stay inside during the hurricane.
I don't know why some of you feel the need to go prove your "manliness" or your "coolness" and go outside during a HURRICANE. This is not a drill people. You're messing with your lives.
7. Stock up on food and water.
Make sure you buy non-perishable food in case of a power outage. You don't, however, need to go to the store and buy yourself five cases of water. I think people forget that they have tap water and can use that to fill up empty jugs, or even your bathtub. Suck it up, buttercup, and drink the water your city provides you.
So, there you have it. A short list of things you need to remember during a hurricane. Not a lot of things, so it's easy to remember.
I'm serious. Remember this. Especially number one. Please.