Some of my floormates and I have started making watching "The Bachelor" while eating food stolen from the dining hall a weekly tradition. And yes, it's a trash show that is degrading for everyone involved, but also it's super entertaining, and these people volunteered for it. Here are some things you may find yourself saying if you watch this show.
1. "Why am I watching this?"
It's not uncommon to question your morals while watching 15 girls viciously fight over a guy who's not necessarily A+ quality. I am sometimes worried about why I am so entertained by something like this.
2. "Nick's hot."
Even though the guy gives off a douchebag vibe, you can't deny that he glo'd up from the first time he was on the Bachelorette.
3. "She needs to go HOME!"
This mostly refers to Corinne, since she's insane.
4. When there's a fight happening:
5. "Nick's such a slut."
When Nick makes out with literally everyone all the time.
6. "You frickin' go, girl!"
When someone finally straight-up calls Nick out on his bullshit (mostly about Corinne), and even though he never listens, it's nice that someone is voicing our concerns.
7. "We have to wait a whole week to watch the next episode?!"
It's terrible that I'm excited to watch this crap every week but what can I say, I'm weak and it's entertaining!
Team Danielle M. or Vanessa?
