1.You have the same sense of humor.

Drake and Josh is one of the major reasons our generation is so salty. With Drake and Josh as role models, you had mastered the art of sarcasm at the young age of 8. Because you both grew up being so obnoxious, you get each other. Some say you are loud or yell unnecessarily but you two can’t help it! You two think it’s amusing and that’s all that matters.

Sometimes your inner Josh comes out and you make a stupid pun. Other times you say something some may perceive as rude and embrace Drake. Either way, together you two are basically comedy superheroes.

2. You quote the show in every situation, applicable or not.

Sure it’s annoying to be around, but you just don’t care. It doesn’t matter if we’re together, if you spot anything spherical or, god-forbid, a grapefruit, you guys are whipping quotes out left and right.

Saying normal, everyday phrases like, “I don’t believe you,” has turned into a simultaneous yell of “I don't believe you.” It’s not your fault. You two can’t control it. It comes out like the funniest word vomit on the planet.

3. Whenever anyone around you two is named Megan, you only say their name with the utmost disdain.

You have nothing against Megans. In fact, you probably know a great deal of incredible women named Megan. I’m sure it was very annoying to pass us in the hallway and hear both of us scream “Megan!” when you had (probably) done nothing wrong.

We can’t turn it off, as we learned in number two, and so I would just like to take this time to formally apologize to Megans everywhere.

4. You still don’t know Drake and Josh’s mother’s name.

You both freak out because you can never remember Mrs. Parker’s first name. Being a lover of Drake and Josh, you have to know all your fun facts, but this fact has been stumping fans for years.

One of you will probably yell, “Audrey!” and the other one will say something along the lines of, “I knew it!” even if they didn’t. We forgive you. Her name was never even said on the show!

5. You find yourselves in the craziest situations.

If you are ever going to be in the back of a cop car, it’ll be with this person. Most of the time you have a normal day planned and then all of a sudden you are in disguises spying on almost anyone. It’s always interesting with you two.

The people around you don’t understand how these things happen to you. Maybe you’re stuck in a tree house, maybe you’re stuck in a bathroom carving a duck. It doesn’t matter. Whatever you’re doing, it’s entertaining.

6. You fight like 12-year-olds.

The Foam Finger episode has been a reality for both of you of at one time or another. Fighting is part of the friendship with you two. Of course, you love each other, but you’re both very stubborn people who can find themselves in a little bit of trouble sometimes. Low blows are thrown because you know them so well.

Though you may force your best friend to learn their lesson in some traumatic way, like cutting them off until they’re covered in water screaming in science class about how they need you, your relationship is always better because of it. You’ve grown through those fights and you’ve grown closer.

7. Even though you aren’t family, you sure do act like it.

No matter how many potatoes they shoot at your feet, or how many idols they run over, you love them through it all. You are as close to family as any two people can get. They’re the person who will break you out of jail, no questions asked.

It’s an unconditional love at this point. Few people understand how two people could be so different but so in sync at the same time. You balance each other out. Your time together is spent laughing, quoting, then laughing some more. You bring out the best in each other and you couldn’t imagine your life without them.

Hug me brotha!