1. Always being the designated driver
Because you sure as hell are not letting drunk Becky get behind the wheel
2. Everyone thinking you are a lame who doesn't know how to have fun
But have you mastered how to have a good time without binge-drinking? I have.
3. Paying double the cover charge because you always get banded "Under 21" when going to a bar
What even is a fake ID?
4. Having to deal with those who are ridiculously drunk/high when you go out
Don't touch me, bro.
5. Constantly checking the time whenever you go out until it's finally time to leave
Netflix is calling my name.
6. The condescending remarks when people find out you don't drink/smoke/etc.
But did I ask for your opinion?
7. Waking up in the morning and actually remembering what you did last night
No Ragrets.