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7 Things I Would Do For The Detroit Lions To Make It To The Super Bowl

Just one Super Bowl and I can die happy.

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Yup, you read that right. There are 11 things I would do for the Detroit Lions to make the Super Bowl. We as Lions fans are probably the most patient fan base in the whole NFL. I can compare watching the Lions to playing golf because both are just that frustrating. Yet, we always find ourselves coming back. For your viewing pleasure, here are 11 things I would do for the Detroit Lions to make the Super Bowl.

1. Volunteer at every single game for a whole season as a vendor for free. I would work those stairs to see the Lions in the Super Bowl.

2. Clean every seat at Ford Field. If you didn't know, that's 65,000 seats.


3. Run the football field all season every time the Lions score a touchdown at a home game.

4. Make sure every ball is inflated properly...

5. Only eat a 4 lb Big Blue Donut for breakfast, lunch, and dinner until the season and playoffs are over.

6. Stand behind the practice dummy for one whole Lions practice... maybe not this one, I don't want to die.

7. When the Lions make the Super Bowl, I won't watch. I would give that up, just to know they made it.

#OnePride


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