As a fully functioning coffee addict, I feel as if can relate to Lorelai Gilmore on a spiritual level. I find a little bit of comfort in the fact that someone else experiences the same insatiable need for this caffeinated liquid gold that I do. We won't talk about how that person is, in fact, a fictional character and not an actual person. Whatever. Here is a list of quotes from the caffeine queen herself that explain in great detail just what it's like to be a human with more coffee than blood in your veins.

1. First things first, mornings just do not happen without coffee. Especially early mornings.

2. Coffee is not just a habit. It's not even a lifestyle. It's EVERYTHING.

3. Coffee is the solution to all of the world's problems.

4. Sometimes, you lose count of how many cups you've had in a day.

5. Going without coffee? Not even an option.

6. Decaf coffee isn't coffee at all. IT'S JUST NOT.

7. Your most frequently used sentence:

Lorelai Gilmore just gets it. She understands those of us that will just keep drinking until the pot is empty. And that we'll be the first to put on a fresh pot when it is.