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7 Signs You're Addicted to Chapstick

The Struggle Of Chapstick Addiction...

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7 Signs You're Addicted to Chapstick

The struggle is real...

That is, the struggle of being completely and utterly addicted to chapstick. If you are anything like me, then you understand the challenges of dealing with such an addiction. People don't believe you, but they just don't understand! Here at 7 signs you are addicted to chapstick.

1. You'd call yourself something of a chapstick connoisseur.

You know just about every brand out there, and you've tried them all, so you're pretty much an expert.

2. You have tubes of chapstick literally everywhere.

Jackets, pants, backpack, purse, workout bag, nightstand, desk, car, bathroom...I could go on forever because you have chapstick everywhere.

3. You are 100% used to having a chapstick stain around your drinking glass.

Hey, it happens.


4. You are constantly re-applying...so much so, that you don't even realize it.

You re-apply your chapstick after eating, after drinking, after showering, when your bored...pretty much every 10 minutes if we are being honest.


5. When you reach for your chapstick and it's not there...YOUR HEART FALLS INTO YOUR STOMACH AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOSE!

It's full-on panic mode when you forget to bring your chapstick with you. And until you find some, the thought of chapped lips simply won't leave your mind.


6. Your friends always know who to ask when they need some.

If you're like me, you've started carrying an extra tube just for other people to use because your friends are constantly asking.


7. You can fully admit that yes, you are addicted to chapstick.

C'est la vie


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