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7 Signs That You Put Way Too Much Faith In Signs

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Nov 14, 2016

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7 Signs That You Put Way Too Much Faith In Signs

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1. You moved away from the city to the country so you could see the Astral signs for yourself.

You may be a total Taurus, but if Venus isn't in line with Jupiter on Wednesdays, well, you just don't feel it. Seeing the signs in action spur you on and you know it. Follow the stars and shoot for the moon!

2. You constantly look at your phone when trying to evaluate the merits of a significant other

What are the ten signs that you must know when finding that significant other? What are the six signs that she/he is a woman/man of God? Should you reaaaally go out with him/her on a date, or are there signs that this will only lead you on the Path to Temptation? Signs will tell you all about what you need to avoid on the first date and if he/she just isn't right for you.

3. You have a cardboard sign reading "sign from God" so that you own and thus control the "sign from God"

Don't get confused with the dommsday party poopers! When you hold your Sign from God, be sure to align yourself on the midpoint between the Sun and the Moon for greater spectral projection!

4. You smile at your crotch Because it is so relatable to you

Admit it. Your affinity to follow signs are most strongly projected when you are in a class that you don't want to be in and are trying to pass the time. Identifying with one's genitalia is a sure sign that Pluto is on an accelerated orbit. Time is passing, and it passes faster with your eyes on your prize.

5. You're too lazy to fold clothes so you just dump it on the floor, but in such a way as to encourage Feng shui

It doesn't matter what your Chinese friends try to tell you: you know better. With your jeans stacked in a pentetragon on your Toby Mac shirt, Mars is certain to intersect Saturn in orbit.

6. You are scared when you encounter a scenario where people just don't want to play by their signs

When a Capricorn offers you a cupcake that genuinely tastes nice, you know something is off. But what is it? You can't figure it out, and fume quietly in the corner trying to concentrate

7. You wake up one day and realize your life has been a huge lie

Signs are stupid.

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7 Signs That You Put Way Too Much Faith In Signs

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1. You moved away from the city to the country so you could see the Astral signs for yourself.

2. You constantly look at your phone when trying to evaluate the merits of a significant other

3. You have a cardboard sign reading "sign from God" so that you own and thus control the "sign from God"

4. You smile at your crotch Because it is so relatable to you

5. You're too lazy to fold clothes so you just dump it on the floor, but in such a way as to encourage Feng shui

6. You are scared when you encounter a scenario where people just don't want to play by their signs

7. You wake up one day and realize your life has been a huge lie

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We don't buy into these... just like how we don't buy our friends.

8. "The whole philanthropy thing isn't real, right?"

7. "I don't need to buy my friends."

6. "Oh, so I'll bet you love to drink."

5. "Can you tell me some of your secrets?"

4. "What do you do at your meetings?"

3. "Do you guys haze really badly?"

2. "Is it just like in the movies?"

1. "Sororities are so basic."

There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Don't Be That Person

1. “Oh, so you/your family are immigrants!”

2. “Is Puerto Rico near Mexico?”

3. “Do you speak Puerto Rican?”

4. “You look too light/dark to be Puerto Rican.”

5. “Do I need my passport to go to Puerto Rico?”

6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

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