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7 Signs You're Addicted To French Fries

No, you're not alone.

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7 Signs You're Addicted To French Fries
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For quite a few years now, I have lived life with an addiction—I love french fries. And I don't mean the occasional, "can I get a side of fries with that?" kind of love, I mean an all day, everyday, thought-consuming, will go out of my way to satisfy my cravings kind of infatuation with those crispy fried potatoes. Think you may be like me? Here's a few signs you're an addict too:

1. You have a favorite type of fry, but definitely don't discriminate.

Curly for the win, but you often dabble in waffle, and even the occasional shoestring.

2. They're the only rational side item option, no matter the meal.

McDonald's burger with fries? Absolutely. A nice, juicy steak from an exclusive dining establishment with fries? Sure, why not?

3. You always have room to finish your fries, even if you're stuffed.

You think something like, "Okay, only six more. I can do this. Cant. Waste. The Fries."

4. You will choose a restaurant solely based on the quality of their fries.

And you know exactly the kind, quantity, and reliability of goodness of each and every restaurant around.

5. You can eat french fries at any time of the day.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, late night—you name it, you'll eat it.

6. You hate sharing your fries, even if you have a million.

Hearing the words, "Can I have one?" sends shivers down your spine.

7. When you get a fry craving, you will go to the end of the earth to satisfy it.

Anything for you, you sweet, greasy piece of heaven.

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