1. Having that second Guiness.
We were going to go out casually. Only one beer, we said. That second Guiness led to a slippery slope.
2. Doing a car bomb.
3. Dying your hair green.
It wasn't cute the next morning.
4. Telling people "Kiss me I'm Irish"
5. Telling people "Kiss me even though I'm not Irish"
It was funnier in your drunk head.
6. Spending all your money on beer and Jameson.
7. Buying a ton of green sh*t from the dollar store.
When else are you really going to use it?