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7 Reasons Why You Should Vote For Donald Trump

In case you couldn't tell, this is 100 percent sarcasm.

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7 Reasons Why You Should Vote For Donald Trump
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Donald Trump has said and done so many things over the years that truly show he will make a great president. In order to show you just how great of a man he is, I thought I would make a list. Here are seven reasons why you should vote for Donald Trump to be the next President:

1. His outlook on traditional gender roles will surely make you feel like you are in the 1950s.

In an interview with Howard Stern, Trump stated “I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids.” He also stated on the Opie and Anthony show that men who change diapers “act like the wife.” Now this is the way every person in 2016 should be thinking.

2. He is full of progressive world views.

Donald Trump released a statement that he “is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.” This is definitely a reason to support him, because our country is not one of the most ethnically diverse nations in the world. And it surely was not founded on religious freedom in the first place.

3. He is completely professional and will never say anything to make you feel uncomfortable.

Trump once said, “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” What a respectable man.

4. He does not have one prejudicial bone in his body.

In one of his many speeches, Trump stated that, “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” Like I said, not one prejudicial bone.

5. He respects women.

He once told a woman on "The Celebrity Apprentice" that it would be a “pretty sight” to see her on her knees. To "Esquire" magazine, he once referred to women as “beautiful pieces of ass.” Surely this is the man I want leading my country.

6. He has shown sympathy during the most horrific of tragedies.

After the mass shooting in Orlando, Trump tweeted “Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!” What a very sympathetic, humane response he give in order to mourn with the rest of the country and the families and friends who lost loved ones.

7. He has the perfect amount of experience to lead our country.

Donald Trump is a billionaire who then starred on the reality show The Celebrity Apprentice. This shows that he has the perfect credentials to successfully lead the United States of America.

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