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5 Reasons Airport Security Is The BEST For Muslims

Sometimes the best part of flying is going through airport security, especially as a Muslim.

Saba Ali
Jan 23, 2018
Chicago, Illinois
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1. You cannot go through security without having some fifty-year-old balding male go through everything in your bag, it's just not the same.

2. And if no one pats you down, go back and ask because nothing is better than having a lady with latex hands smack you all around your neck. No, Betty, I am not hiding anything under my hijab besides my bad hair.

3. I love being grilled by the officer at Passport Control! Jeff, just keep firing questions at me, it's not like I just got off a nine-hour flight.

4. Please feel free to throw away my water bottle. I'll just be dehydrated the whole flight, which is completely fine with me.

5. The cherry on top is having your six-year-old brother go through special security because his first name is Muhammad.

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