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7 Reasons Raisins Ruin Literally Every Food

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7 Reasons Raisins Ruin Literally Every Food

Raisins are the bane of my existence and probably the reason a lot of people grew up having trust issues. Here is a list showing why raisins ruin every food.

1. Look at these cookies

From a naive person's eyes, these are delicious chocolate chip cookies. Then you take a bite and taste what death probably feels like. Eating one of these horrid oatmeal raisin cookies is one of my earliest memories of pure disappointment. Raisins? More like RaiSINS.


2. Look at what Raisins could've been.

As you should know raisins are just dried up grapes. But why ruin an already good thing? Unseeded grapes are sweet and delicious! Why take all the juice away and leave us with these nasty things called raisins? Grapes do not deserve this disrespect!

3. Look at this... cereal.

I am all for healthy cereals but putting raisins in cereal is where I draw the line. Why would someone want to wake up and eat a spoonful of dry nastiness for breakfast? The fact that people pick this atrocity of a cereal over Honey Bunches of Oats baffles me.

4. Look at this bagel

I love cinnamon bagels, they have an interesting taste that's more exciting than my usual plain bagel fixture. However, companies thought it would be a good idea to ruin my life by making a majority of cinnamon bagels have raisins in them. You could literally smother 8 ounces of cream cheese on these bagels and all you will taste are those pesky little raisins. They just never go away.

5. Look at this... pizza

Okay, so the entire internet wants to argue over if pineapple should go on pizza when there are people making this? We should all come together and hate the common enemy, raisins on pizza!

6. Look at this... thing that could be considered ice cream

Why? Why would someone want raisins in their ice cream? They are just an obstacle from the creamy and delicious reward of ice cream.

7. Look at this... thing

There are human beings out there that buy raisins and eat them as a snack. Just raisins. There's no bread, or bran or anything to distract you from these things. It's just them. How is it possible for people to enjoy these sun-maid sins? I will never understand it, but hey, people are entitled to their own tastes. Even if those tastes are for absolutely disgusting things like raisins.

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