You've waited your entire life for this day, marrying your best friend around the people that you love. It's a huge celebration! Of course you can have a good time without a few drinks, but if you are drinking it should be in the event of a wedding for obvious reasons;
To my single friends, this one's for you...
1. You don't have to bring shooters in your purse
2. Weddings put you in the ~feels~
3. Without booze, it will basically be a middle school dance- Girls on one side, boys on the other
4. Might I mention, my dance moves are better left forgotten... BOTTOMS UP
5. Liquid courage, I mean how else are you supposed to hit on those hot groomsmen if you don't have a couple sips of wine along with a kick of confidence?
6. Weddings are on the weekends, you have a timeframe to cure your hangover
7. Even if you choose not to drink, your chances of catching my bouquet are higher because everyone else will be ~visually impaired~ You're welcome.
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