1. You will always have someone to keep you young.
2. Which means you never have to completely grow up and act like an adult; you can always keep up with what the kids are saying.
3. You get all the great aspects of being a mom (like cuddling)...
4. ...without all of the bad aspects (none of this).
5. You always have someone looking up to you, so you're motivated to always be your best.
6. You don't get left behind alone when it's time for college (they will miss you even if they say they won't).
7. Most importantly, you will always have someone in your life that loves you and looks up to you unconditionally.