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9 Reasons Fall In Utah Is The Absolute Worst

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9 Reasons Fall In Utah Is The Absolute Worst
Steve Griffin

Everyone loves this time of the year, so please do not go to Utah for the season of Fall. There is nothing like the season of autumn, so go somewhere more vibrant and fun. A place where you can enjoy way the crisp air meets you as you walk out your door. The comfortable feeling of your favorite sweater wrapped tightly around you, or wearing your favorite pair of boots are not even necessary in Utah. Autumn is a big deal, and in Utah there is not even the season, it is like mother nature skipped over us for this amazing season. Fall in Utah is the absolute worst, there are no colors, nothing to do, and no spirit within the community.

1.Our mountains are so dull

Just look at this wide vast valley, there is no color.

2.No seriously look how awful

Not a single color in sight. Sometimes I do not know how people that live here can call this eye sore home.

3. Our trees do not even change colors

Seriously driving through Utah during the Fall is very boring, as the mountains are already not interesting, our trees just add onto this agony. I generally have to avert my eyes from the hidious colors.

4. Fall is the season for football... well not in Utah

We have no professional football, we have terrible college teams, and absolutely zero school spirit.

5. There is no place to drive and sightsee

Driving around is always fun, except when you are in Utah. There is nowhere to go and nothing to see.

6. We have the worst outdoor activities

Honestly we have nothing to do here, but twiddle our thumbs.

7. Seriously why is our motto "Life Elevated"

We have nothing going on here in Utah. The colors are bland, and the mountains are boring. There is no where to go and nothing to see. I do not know why anyone would want to live in a place that has nothing to offer.


8. We have terrible local coffee shops.

You would think making a simple cup of coffee would be so simple. Resorting to a chain coffee shop like Starbucks never seemed like a better idea.

9. No one gets into halloween

Everyone int Utah hates dressing up and going out for free candy. If anything everyone stays in doors for Satan's holiday.

Utah is just the worst all around. We never get out of church to enjoy anything fun in the world. Our coffee is worse than the chains, and there is clearly nothing to do here. Our community has no spirit and absolutely no involvement. Majority of the people that live here end up moving from culture laking place. If you are looking for someplace with wonderful scenery, great people, great local indulgences, and great culture I would advise going someplace else.

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