I am an avid cat person and all my friends know this. I am also not a fan of people, at all. I would definitely rather spend my whole life with a cat and wouldn't have a care in the world. Cats are so easy to take care of, they still love attention, and you never feel lonely around them. Here are a few reasons why cats are ultimately better than people.
1. They don't talk. Therefore, they don't argue.
I hate small talk and I hate when people argue. It's just no worth it. Luckily, if I tell my cat "no" he doesn't argue. Well, he might "meow" but that's it.
2. It is socially acceptable to pet them.
Petting my cat is comforting to both parties. Petting humans? Not so much.
3. They let you listen to your problems without judging.
I can rant all day long to my cat and he won't put in his two cents. Although I don't get any guidance, it's probably for the better.
4. They don't make as much of a mess.
I hate all bodily fluids, but I would probably handle cat's over human's.
5. Kittens are way cuter than human babies.
This is straight facts. No discussion needed.
6. Cats are an open book; you can always tell what they want.
They are so easy to read. My cat does the same exact thing everyday when he wants food. So, I know exactly what to do to get him to stop meowing.
7. They sleep non-stop, so they are very low maintenance.
I don't have to groom them, spend hours feeding them, or opening the door to let them outside. I simply pour some food and clean their box. Easy as pie.