I don't know about you, but I love avocados. They are a great source of nutrition, and don't forget they go well with practically anything. If I could grow my own avocado tree that would be great, but they require a tropical climate. Boys on the other hand, they can be difficult and just down right annoying.
While the two are rarely grouped into the same category, below are seven reasons why avocados will always be the winning choice if they are ever compared to boys.
Reason Number 1:
They will always be there, boys (sometimes) won't. Let's hope the climate change doesn't do anything to our precious avocados.
Reason Number 2:
They go with everything, boys not so much. You can put avocados in salads, sandwiches, grilled cheese, on toast, and countless different dips, salsa, guacamole and so many more things.
Reason Number 3:
They are healthy. Avocados are high in vitamins B and K, they are high in fat, but it's the good kind of fat (monounsaturated and polyunsaturated and a little bit of saturated). Boys can be damaging to your health, but not avocados. Just don't eat too many of them.
Reason Number 4:
They don't argue with you or talk back to you. Boys try to get girls worked up, but avocados don't, They just want you to enjoy your meal.
Reason Number 5:
Avocados respect you, boys not so much (the good ones do). Avocados are there for some great food and laughter with friends and family.
Reason Number 6:
You don't have to play coy with food, the avocados don't judge.
Reason Number 7:
It doesn't matter what time of day you eat, avocados are there for your pleasure.
***warning: just don't eat too many avocados
