1. Listen to Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
“The most wonderful time of the year” doesn't deserve to only last for a month. I listen to christmas music the day after Halloween and let me tell you, I will sing All I want for Christmas is You 24/7 from November 1st until Christmas day.
2. Forget lettuce. Lettuce is gross.
Don’t even lie to yourself. Lettuce without other ingredients or dressing is just crunchy water. It has no taste and it’s a soggy leaf. Gross.
3. Cherish Halloween.
Think about it, Halloween is the one holiday where you don't have extended family asking about school and your sex life. Extremely underrated.
4. Don't buy animals from McDonalds parking lots.
From experience I can honestly tell you that this is an all around bad idea. 99% of the time the animal will have something wrong with it or be aggressive. 0/10 would not recommend.
5. Take risks.
Live life on the edge. Follow this advice as you please. A good start to living a risky life is by not smelling that water bottle you found in your room before you drink it. Is it really water or is it leftover vodka? Guess you'll find out.
6. Don't wear grey leggings in the rain
I learn from experience. I don't think logically for the weather at all times but please trust me when I say that grey is NEVER a good idea in the rain.
7. People will do anything if you say, “bet you won't.”
Remember a few years ago when someone would say, “do it for the vine” and you’d suddenly see people’s morals go out the window? Yeah, “bet you won’t" is the new “do it for the vine.” If you want someone to do something, say it and 9/10 times they're going to do it.
