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Seven Photos of Michael Cera That Will Show You You've Been Taking Pictures All Wrong

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Seven Photos of Michael Cera That Will Show You You've Been Taking Pictures All Wrong
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Has there ever been a point in time when you've seen a photo of Michael Cera and didn't think to yourself, Wow. What sorcery is this? Did he sell his soul to look this flawless? How does one do that? The answer is most likely no.

Well, you're not alone. Millions of Americans have been struck with these same thoughts. And if you're part of the small portion of the population who hasn't, then you're about to. Because Michael Cera's charm is one that is most beautifully captured on film. Prepare to step up your picture-taking game.

1. The classic "what do I do with my hands" photo.

Sometimes our hands feel like nothing but useless appendages when taking a picture. It's a constant battle, and we've all been there. But have any of us executed the uncomfortable hand clasp quite as impeccably as Michael Cera? I would have to say no.

2. The all-too common group photo.

Forget the age-old tradition of draping your arms around your pals as if you actually know and like them. Instead, opt for a stance that says, "Who are you people?" Stand like Michael Cera. Become an innovator. Change the world.

3. The "Oh hi! Didn't see you there. I'm just driving my car haha lol ;)" photo.

The casual sunglasses. The effortless sweater draped over the shoulders. The perfectly pressed khakis. The law-abiding 10-and-2 position of the hands on the steering wheel. If you've been looking for Instagram likes, then, by God, you have found them.

4. The subtle yet sexy "check out my butt" photo.

If you want to attempt to look this good, countertops are your best friend. As are multi-colored windbreakers and come-hither stares.

5. The all-too familiar "Hey guys, look at my porn 'stache and bucket hat" photo.

Not everyone can pull this off. But for those who can, the results are inconceivably perfect.

Simply dazzling.

6. The "one with nature" photo.

Put your arm around it. Let the nature know that it's in a safe place. Wait for the likes to roll in.

7. The "Don't mind me, just getting fit on the beach" photo.

Silence that silly voice in your head that's telling you you need a tan to do this. Pay no mind to those who ask you whether you've ever actually done any type of physical activity before. Ignore the ones who advise you to open your eyes when you run. Just trust that your photos will improve in quality. Think of Michael Cera.

Indeed.

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