7 Phases Of Getting Ready On A Saturday Night | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

7 Phases Of Getting Ready On A Saturday Night

Cause let's face it, no one likes getting ready

246
7 Phases Of Getting Ready On A Saturday Night

So, it's Wednesday and you have made plans again for the weekend. The typical bar crawl with friends until you can't remember why you thought it was a good idea to go out in the first place. Saturday rolls around and you worked all day. You're exhausted but 7pm hits and its time to get ready...at first you are all for it but then its a ride on the struggle bus for about an hour.

1. Do I have to get up and shower?

You're all cuddled up in bed watching the Law and Order SVU marathon and notice it's 7 and you NEED to get up and shower.

2. Alright this is going to be an awesome night, I'm going to look so GOOD.

Well, you have showered now so thats a step in the right direction. You begin to gain all this confidence and think the night is going to go so well. Until you mess up your mascara and the regret sets in.

3. The jeans you were going to wear....they have a huge stain on them.

Now your WHOLE outfit is screwed up. You begin to think you should text your friend and come up with some bogus excuse as to why you can no longer come out. Instead you suck it up and find a pair of leggings to wear. Which come on ladies leggings over jeans any day!

4. Your friend sends you THE text.

You suddenly get a text from your best friend telling you that the person you both can not stand is going to the same bar crawl. Now you begin to regret this all together. However, you both agree to be adults about this and go to the crawl and pay no attention to her.

5. You're finally getting in the right mood!!!

The playlist on pandora is killing it and you begin to feel excited about going out. All your favorite people are coming and you're really ready to unwind and enjoy yourself.

6. Rides here!!!!!

To no surprise your DD is ten minutes early BUT no worries you look flawless...so lets go!

7. Let the night begin...

You made it to the bar, everyone is laughing and enjoying themselves. Although the process of getting ready is a real pain in the butt, you are glad you struggled through it and made an appearance. Not only were all your favorite people there but it was THE best night out in weeks!!!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

191015
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

15324
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

458177
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

26783
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments