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7 People More Qualified For President Than Donald Trump

Somebody had to say it.

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7 People More Qualified For President Than Donald Trump
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Many could say that Donald Trump is now the given Republican party candidate and many question how he has really gotten this far, and after doing very little research, I realized first of all that he's really good at being the center of attention and also that there are a lot of different people and things that are better for the job.

1) The magic conch shell from "Spongebob"

The shell knows what it wants, and gives straight forward answers without being indecisive. It helped Spongebob and Patrick get out of the kelp forest, so maybe it could help America out of a recession.

2) Channing Tatum

In his recent movie 'White House Down,' Tatum plays a police officer touring the White House when it is attacked and jumps into action to ultimately save the day. Very patriotic if you ask me, and I would enjoy watching his press conferences a lot more

3) Dwight Shrute

Is and always will be loyal to his family, company, and most important his country. A benevolent dictator who would rule with justice and expand the number of beet farms exponentially across the country.

4) Stubbs the Cat

Stubbs, AKA the mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, who has been head honcho since July 1997 and is still in power today, has actual experience and he actually won mayor because no one else liked any of the candidates. Coincidence? I think not.

5) My Mom

While she has her moments, she is much more reasonable, intelligent, and ultimately does not make fun of people on a daily basis for her own gain.

6) DJ Khaled

With his motivational snap chats and loud and sometimes unintelligible shouting at the beginning of his songs, he could be a major key in turning America around.

7) Literally anybody else...

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