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7 New Year Resolutions No One Really Keeps

These never work.

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7 New Year Resolutions No One Really Keeps

Another new year is upon us and that means one thing–resolutions. Your Facebook feed is probably full of people explaining what resolutions they have planned this time. But, let's be honest, there are some resolutions that are hardly kept. I know from personal experience. So, here's seven resolutions that maybe should be forgotten about this year.

1. The "I'm going to eat healthy" resolution.

Don't lie, you've probably said this every year. I know I have. You can try to be healthier, but don't cut out junk food all together. We both know it's too good.

2. The "no more coffee" resolution.

Coffee is very important. Giving it up is just wrong. Your body needs caffeine or at least mine does.

3. The "I'm going to exercise everyday" resolution.

Committing to working out everyday is a lot. If you want to start exercising, take it slow and try starting out at two days per week.

4. The "no more Coke products" resolution.

I've tried this one before, and I feel it's impossible. Sometimes you just need that Coke or Sprite to get you through the day.

5. The "save my money" resolution.

If you're like me, money burns a whole in your pocket. Being a "smart spender" is not in your vocabulary nor a realistic resolution for you.

6. The "I'm going to fall in love this year" resolution.

I think when you go into a year actually trying to look for love, it never happens. Don't look for love this year. Instead, let it come to you.

7. The "go to bed at a decent hour" resolution.

Let me stop you right there. If you're a night owl already, there is no going back. Three hours of sleep at night is just fine. That's what naps are for.


These are seven resolutions I have never been able to complete. But, maybe you can. Either way, let's forget resolutions that aren't for us and make 2017 great. Happy New Year!

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