College has been a little bit stressful lately and I know that I’ve needed a pick-me-up at times. I needed something that could bring me laughter and joy. The thing that fills that hole for me is Donald Trump. If I’m ever feeling down or stressed, I can just look at all the stupid stuff Donald has done and instantly make my day better. Your life may be awful right now, but not as bad as Trump’s will be on Nov. 9! Please enjoy this list of stupid quotes from Donald Trump to brighten your mood. And remember, you may feel really really stupid after you bomb that history paper, but at least you’re not as stupid as our republican candidate :)

1. “I've had a beautiful, I've had a flawless campaign. You'll be writing books about this campaign.”

Yes, Donald. People will be writing about your campaign but I’m not sure if it will be in a delightful way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. "I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.”

Refer to previous quote to see Donald Trump attempting to be humble.

3. "Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!”

At least our bad hombres make delicious taco bowls!

4. "I don't think I'm going to lose, but if I do, I don't think you're ever going to see me again, folks. I think I'll go to Turnberry and play golf or something.”

THANK GOD. NOV. 9 CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH.

5. "He referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it.”

Okay, Donald. Okay.

6. "At the end of four years, I guarantee you that I will get 95 percent of the African-American vote.”

If you weren’t such a racist you would be so close!

7. "You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the”

Ah, the best for last. So hilarious, Donald! Can you believe someone that said this is running for president?! What a good joke, Donald!

Couldn't have said it better myself, Donald.