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Poetry On The Odyssey: 7 Haikus About Yoko Ono

There seems to be a negative stigma surrounding Yoko Ono, so I wrote seven Haikus about her

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Feb 24, 2019

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Poetry On The Odyssey: 7 Haikus About Yoko Ono

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YOKO DESERVES BETTER

You shit on Yoko

So what she has a weird voice?

You have a weird doink

YOKO SINGING

Ooo ahh ahh ahh uhhh

Uh uh uh uh aha ha

Oh ah oh ah ooo

"YOKO ONO SUCKS ASS"

Uh... I hate Yoko

Um... she broke up the Beatles

...I am a bottom

JOHN AND YOKO

John and Yoko kiss

John and Yoko get married

They were in love… duh

WHY YOKO IS KINDA COOL, ACTUALLY

Singer, songwriter,

Multimedia Artist,

And Peace Activist

NOT BAD! JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!

Yoko is so smart

I'm an Intellectual

And I understand

OH YOKO BY JOHN LENNON

This song is so cute

John Lennon really loved her

And I love her too

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