7 Confessions Of An Upstate New Yorker | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Sports

7 Confessions Of An Upstate New Yorker

Confession #1: I will never admit that I live in Upstate New York.

2924
7 Confessions Of An Upstate New Yorker
GlobalFlare

I grew up in Syracuse, and as silly as it sounds, I was never fully aware that I lived in Upstate New York until I went to college. I always considered myself part of Central New York, and anywhere north (Watertown, Saratoga, Plattsburgh, etc.) was actual Upstate New York. Other students assumed Upstate-esque things about my identity that I was never aware of, which caused me to question why there was so much beef about my hometown. Upstate is generally considered as anywhere north of New York City, aka middle-of-nowheresville (but how is that possible if almost the entire state is considered Upstate?). A Syracuse native, I am here to tell you how actual Upstate New Yorkers feel about living Upstate. And it's nowhere near as bad as people say it is.

1. I will never admit that I live in Upstate New York.

Syracuse is in Central New York. Buffalo is in Western New York. Albany is the state capital. Anything north of these cities is Upstate, hence the term UP-state.

2. I wear sandals in 30-degree weather.

Over time, you become accustomed to the weather, and you feel an innate need to defy it whenever possible. Partly sunny and 30 degrees? Sandal weather. Snowy and negative windchill? Maybe I'll put a coat on today.

3. It's not all farmland. Not at all.

New York is home to 101 state parks, 49 state forests, one state fish hatchery, one state wildlife area, one state wildlife management area, three national historic sites, one national historic park, five national wildlife refuges, one national recreation area, one national seashore and countless other unlisted parks. Upstate is known for its nature, but not all the nature is farmland.

4. I never knew that I had an "Upstate accent."

An integral part of the Upstate dialect is hypernasality. For example: Heeai, maeei naime ees Eei-na. I painfully realized that I had an accent when people outside of Syracuse didn't understand what my name was because of my accent. (The "A" sound in "Anna" needs to come from the back of my throat.) Resembling a fusion of a Canuck and a Minnesotan, the accent emphasizes "A" and "E" sounds, and hardens the soft "A."

5. I have more knowledge about the Iroquois than the average person.

One word: SCOOM. An acronym for the Five Nations in the Iroquois Confederacy: Seneca, Cayuga, Onondaga, Oneida, Mohawk. Because we live in this historic region, our elementary school teachers made sure SCOOM was engrained in our heads for the rest of our lives. And aside from that, we can effortlessly spell and pronounce places like Skaneatelas, Canandaigua, and Schenectady.

6. Tom Cruise? (The voice of) Spongebob Squarepants? I know them.

Well, not really, but I feel like I do. They were both born in Syracuse—where stars are born. Tom Kenny (the voice of Spongebob) even went to the same elementary school as me. Does Tom Cruise's daughter's name (Suri Cruise) just coincidentally sound like Syra-cuse?

7. I have a natural bond with anyone from Upstate New York.

When someone tells me that they were raised in Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, Albany, or anywhere else Upstate, I usually freak out. Maybe it's because they understand the wonders of chicken riggies, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, Billy Fucillo, the Heavy Hitters, Jim Boeheim, half moon cookies, Bruegger's, and Wegmans. Maybe it's because they understand that Upstate really isn't as bad as outsiders make it. Maybe it's because they are the only ones who can rationally talk about the weather with me.

Isn't it funny how the one thing humans can agree on is the type of weather we want to experience? Since 1940, Buffalo, Rochester, Albany, Binghamton, and Syracuse have taken turns in winning the Golden Snowball award. The endless amounts of snow is one aspect that links Upstaters together, and New York State doesn't feel so big when you know that almost 500,000 people are experiencing the same weather, dialect, food, nightlife, and nature as you.


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
12 Things To Do On A Snow Day

Everyone loves a snow day! Whether you decide to call out sick from work or your classes get canceled, it is a great way to spend time with family and friends.

1. Build a snowman

People brave enough to face the weather can go outside to build an adorable man made of snow. Relive those childhood glory days, but remember to bundle up!

Keep Reading...Show less
April Ludgate
NBC Universal

Everyone who is in college right now, or has ever been, knows the struggle of pulling in the strings at the last second. It seems impossible, and you have to do a LOT of things in order to assure your future for the next semester.

April Ludgate, historically, is a very annoyed person, and she doesn't hide it. Of all the times that I binged and re-binged "Parks and Rec," her attitude relates more and more to me.

Keep Reading...Show less
Health and Wellness

To The Cheerful Person On Their Rainy Days, You Are Valid

The world is not always sunshine and rainbows, and you do not have to be, either.

651
pug covered with blanket on bedspread
Photo by Matthew Henry on Unsplash

Ask friends of mine to name a quality about me, and one a lot them will point out the fact that I am almost always smiling. I like to laugh and smile -- not to quote Buddy the Elf in April, but smiling is my favorite! It is probably my favorite go-to expression. However, what a lot of people do not see is that I have my down days. I have days when smiling and laughing is a real struggle, or when I have so much on my plate that going out of my way to behappy takes more effort than I have stored in me. Be it a symptom of college and growing up or a facet of life, I cannot always be content.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

11 Struggles of Packing for College

It would be so much easier to just pay someone to do it for you

648
a room with boxes and a window

1. Figuring out when to start

Timing is key, you don’t want to start too early or too late.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

15 Times 'Parks and Recreation' Has Summed Up Your Life

Relatable moments from one of the best shows I have ever watched.

427
parks and rec
Liz Keysmash

Amidst my hectic college career, I always find time for one thing, even on the busiest weeks: Parks and Recreation. This show has made me laugh and has made me cry, but most of all I have related to this show more than I would like to admit.

Here are some "Parks and Rec" moments that relate to life struggles that just about everyone faces.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments