Hi, I'm (insert name) and I'm addicted to Nutella. I am so nutty for Nutella, that I do the following.

1. Put Nutella on absolutely any and everything.

2. Pretend it's fondue and dipping any and everything.

3. Wake up after a long, restless night [that you may or may not remember] and visualize an empty Nutella jar next to your bed.

The next morning, might possibly be the worst thing ever. What have I done...

4. Finish my third jar in only one month and have an empty Nutella jar trophy collection to gloat about.

I would like to thank my family, friends, the creators of Nutella and everyone who believed in me.

5. Have dreams -- night and day -- of floating in a sea of smooth Nutella waves with no responsibilities.

6. Realize that Nutella is actually the greatest thing to have happened to the food industry.

It's out of this world!

7. Try to convince everyone likewise.

Nutella is unhealthy, how could you eat that?" Excuse me, what did you just say?

No, Nutella didn't sponsor this article and, yes, there are people like me dealing with the same issues.

Group in unison says, "Hi, (insert name)."