Oh, the beautiful fall season is on its way ladies and gentleman. Thursday, September 22nd to be exact! Beautiful skies, cool weather, falling leaves, and birds chirping! What more could you ask for. But, the fall season can creep up on you like a... well something bad. WATCH OUT folks! All of a sudden you eat as though you are going into full hibernation, and dress as though there is a blizzard (but really you are just covering up those extra fat rolls). Here are seven things to be careful of during the fall season:
1. Sugar Overload.
Pumpkin flavored everything; lattes, bread, granola, ice cream, and waffles. Who knows, they may even start making pumpkin flavored toothpaste so we can taste it right before we go to bed.
2. Thinking its acceptable to sleep/sit on the couch all day.
Oh there's a great movie on? Oh there's food close by? Yup, that's where I can catch a lot of my friends on a nice day during the weekend.
3. Falling leaves.
WATCH OUT! That one leaf comes out of the living no where and scares the heck out of you because you think something is attacking you. Sometimes it even blocks the road on your windshield! It's a dangerous world out there ladies and gentleman.
4. Treacherous Halloween candy.
The candy bags, the pumpkins, and the ghosts are at every store you can think of. How can you not buy a bag? Then it gets tricky because that one bag becomes two, then three, and so on. Self control friends. You have Christmas cookies coming soon too.
5. Baggy Fall Clothing
This category can go either ways. You can either have those super fetch fall outfits where everyone is just like "OMG love that sweater, Lex!" OR people can totally mumble under their breath and comment on my huge sweater and say how awful it looks. But, I don't care! I am comfortable and fall season is supposed to be for huge sweaters, leggings, and Uggs.
6. Lonely "Cuddle Weather Nights".
Oh yeah sure! Cuddle weather every night! FALSE. Maybe like I'm cuddling with my body pillow every night.
7. Prickly Pair.
Ladies! You still have to shave those legs of yours. They could be used as a weapon. They hurt and destroy. Do it for your boyfriend.