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7 Animals That Would Make a Better President Than Donald Trump

When an actual zoo feels like less of a zoo than America's political situation

Danielle Purdy
Oct 15, 2016
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7 Animals That Would Make a Better President Than Donald Trump
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The presidential race is getting pretty intense. Vote for whomever you'd like and believe in whatever you'd like, but here are 7 animals I think would make a better president than Donald Trump!

1. My Kittens

These are me and my boyfriend's rescued kittens, Marilyn and Rivy. They're completely adorable, wonderfully tempered, and don't interrupt when you're talking! They are, in all respects, better company than comb-over Donald.

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2. Harambe

Good ol' Harambe. He'll never let us down, unlike fake-tan Donald.

3. A Dodo Bird

The Dodo Bird is extinct, just like I wish Donald was.

4. A Pterodactyl

Ah, the pterodactyl. Their loud, high-pitched screech closely resembles the sounds coming from my TV during the presidential debate.

5. Santa's Little Helper

The mangey greyhound from the extremely long running TV show, The Simpsons, is skinny, cross eyed, and entirely un-sexist. Obviously, he would be a complete step up in physical appearance as well as in the overall treatment of humans from Donald.

6. The Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is fake, which is exactly what I wish Donald Trump's Presidential campaign was.

7. Mike Tyson's Tiger

Mike Tyson's Tiger from the movie, The Hangover, would be incredibly scary to wake up hungover to...which is much less scary than waking up hungover to Donald Trump.

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