A true red-ass can be recognized, even from a great distance, by the presence of a 12th Man towel. Mostly known for being waved at Fightin' Texas Aggie football games, these blessed terrycloth rectangles can be used for so much more. Here are a few alternate uses.
1. Location signaler
On the look for another of your red-ass friends? Wave that towel around and they'll see you for sure.
2. Sweat collector
No matter if you're at a game or just walking around campus, your 12th Man towel can be used to wipe sweat from your face and try to keep cool.
3. Sun shade
If your "random" tickets for a game at Kyle Field ensure that you're in the sun all day long, flop your 12th Man towel over your face to block out some sun.
4. Pocket accessory
Take your "red ass-ness" to the next level by adding a 12th Man towel to the pocket of your jeans/skirt/shorts and look like a true fan. Gig 'em.
5. Fan
Wow, it's so hot on the 3rd deck at this eleven o'clock game. Let me just fan myself real quick with my handy dandy 12th Man towel.
6. Makeup remover
Take that foundation right off with a quick swipe of your 12th Man towel.
7. Washcloth/Hand towel
Wanna "Gig 'em" all year long? Keep some 12th Man towels in your guest bathroom for guests to use.