"The Office" treated us to nine amazing seasons that filled our hearts and made our bellies jiggle. Dunder Mifflin will always live on forever with us — and so will these 20 quotes!
1. "There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague."
-Dwight
2. "I talk a lot, So I've Learned to just tune my self out."
-Kelly
3. "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- Michael
4. "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat."
-Pam
5. "For my New Year's resolution, I gave up drinking during the week."
-Meredith
6. "Everybody stay calm!"
-Michael
7. "Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos"
-Stanley
8. "NO! GOD! PLEASE NO!
-Michael
9. "You're a perfectly fine toilet... I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap."
-Dwight
10. "I don't want to do anything — I am dying!"
-Michael
11. "This is a documentary? Oh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo."
-Kevin
12. "Maybe we weren't right together, but it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?"
-Ryan
13. "I'll kill you!"
-Michael
14. "I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before... Try."
-JIm
15. "An office is a place where dreams come true."
-Michael
16. "I stole... and I robbed... and I kidnapped the President's son... and held him for ransom"
-Michael
17. "Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault."
-Andy
18. "I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
-Pam
19. "Growing up, I performed my own circumcision."
-Dwight
20. "I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good!"
-Michael
