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20 Quotes From 'The Office' That Will Make You Laugh Forever

Trust me: you will never get these out of your head!

Nathan Fairbairn
Jul 22, 2019
Illinois State University
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20 Quotes From 'The Office' That Will Make You Laugh Forever
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"The Office" treated us to nine amazing seasons that filled our hearts and made our bellies jiggle. Dunder Mifflin will always live on forever with us — and so will these 20 quotes!

1. "There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague."

-Dwight

2. "I talk a lot, So I've Learned to just tune my self out."

-Kelly

3. "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

- Michael

4. "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat."

-Pam

5. "For my New Year's resolution, I gave up drinking during the week." 

-Meredith

6. "Everybody stay calm!" 

-Michael

7.  "Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos"

-Stanley

8. "NO! GOD! PLEASE NO!

-Michael

9.  "You're a perfectly fine toilet... I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap."

-Dwight

10. "I don't want to do anything —  I am dying!"

-Michael

11. "This is a documentary? Oh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo." 

-Kevin

12. "Maybe we weren't right together, but it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?"

-Ryan

13. "I'll kill you!" 

-Michael

14. "I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before... Try."

-JIm

15. "An office is a place where dreams come true."

-Michael

16. "I stole... and I robbed... and I kidnapped the President's son... and held him for ransom" 

-Michael

17. "Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault." 

-Andy

18. "I feel God in this Chili's tonight." 

-Pam

19. "Growing up, I performed my own circumcision." 

-Dwight

20. "I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good!" 

-Michael

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