A couple years ago, I took a creative writing class and was instructed to compose a list of random things. But instead, I chose to make a list of things that irritate me and a separate list of things that bring me joy. With everything that is going on in the news this past week, it gave me the idea to compose and post my list of things that annoy me and mist likely the rest of society as well.

1. President Donald Trump

2. All of President Donald Trump's laws and bans.

3. Men who just want sex and don't understand the word NO.

4. People who chew gum like a cow with their mouth wide open.

5. People who say "Oh My God!" in that rich snob voice.

6. Driving behind extremely slow drivers.

7. Men who wear their pants down too low.

8. People who leave their phone on during a movie and it rings.

9. Blasting music in the car with the loud bass sound.

10. People who smell really bad especially at the bar or in the subway

11. The clicking noise on pens during a test or tapping a pencil

12. Girls who wear way too much makeup to class.

13. Getting hit by the subway doors.

14. Heavy Long Island accents

15. When toilet paper or gum gets stuck to your shoe

16. The smell of expo markers

17. Stepping in dog poop

18. People who clap at the end of movies. You know the directors can't hear you.

19. People who honk when there's no reason to

20. People who don't signal

21. People who pay more attention to their phone than their date. That is just straight up rude.

22. Writer's block

23. People that have no fashion sense and should be on the old show What Not To Wear

24. Biting and burning my tongue

25. Hospital smell

26. The words panties, tits, cock, nostril

27. People who answer their phone while being intimate

28. Kissing with eyes open

29. Hang nails

30. Men who cough up mucus and spit it out in public.

31. Wet socks

32. People who walk really slow in front of me.

33. Judgemental people.

34. Self-centered people.

35. Using the word retarded and gay improperly

36. Favorite part in a book that wasn't in the movie.

37. When rubber bands break while using them including hair ties.

38. Wearing too much perfume and cologne.

39. Windows that don't open like on a train except for the emergency window.

40. Finding pee on the seat right before you're about to sit down.

41. No toilet paper when you need it

42. People who don't flush the toilet

43. People who step on your shoes

44. Stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on a long car ride

45. Wanting to sneeze but it doesn't happen.

46. Mixed signals and playing hard to get. Come on guys just let us know what you want. Be blunt about it.

47. Grammar mistakes like not knowing the difference with the they're, their, there, two, too to, your, you're, and in text people who abbreviate

48. Bad Breath

49. Necklaces that are tangled to others with knots in the chains

50. When a guy calls a girl "dude" and "bro"

51. Parents setting bad examples for their kids

52. Ripping eye contacts, not knowing it's ripped and put it into your eyes and then they become bloodshot

53. Eyelash in eye

54. Backstabbers

55. Breaking Girl Code

56. Hair dryers and flat irons don't work

57. Bullying of any kind. Bully's are actually weak not strong. We've all been there and it needs to stop. It leads to suicide. I don't understand why this is still going on.

58. Long lines.

59. The mascots in Times Square that always want a hug.

60. Telemarketers that call on your cell phone.

61. People who take up two parking spaces.

62. People farting in the elevator then walking out and leaving other people to deal with the smell.

63. Letting kids pick their own teams for gym class.

64. Not weighing enough to donate blood.

65. Not being able to find shoes in my size.